Lugging my gear around Peru and Bolivia for 3 months has taken it's toll (2 SLR bodies, 4 lenses, and a Macbook, ouch dwele mi espalda)
So much so, I have decided to hire a Sherpa (I know, I know, wrong continent but I just love saying "SHERPA")
Qualifications:
Must be in good enough health to tote 30 lbs. of camera equipment at high altitudes
Ability to boot-up a Macintosh Computer using llama feces or cow dung
Good at hacking wi-fi passwords
Can track down the (insert bad word here) who stole my iphone
Excellent knowledge of Photoshop CS4 Studio
Cook a meal sin potatoes, corn or animal hoofs
Give swedish massages (no happy endings required)
Can shave a head without an electric razor, scissors or broken ceramic pieces
Salary: peanuts (yes, the peanuts here are that delicious!)
Sherpa, Sherpa, Sherpa, necesito una Sherpa! (sing it with me)
1 comment:
Did you find your much needed sherpa? Hope all is well. Brenda in BC
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